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June 26th, 2009The Past and The Present:
INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER for future possible employers
May 13th, 2009My web-site will be visited by one of my future possible employers and because of this, i have to put a disclaimer here regarding the content in it (they are interested more on the technical aspects of it… i hope). Here it is 
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Personal relationships and privacy
Do not assume that you know everything there is to know about me simply because you read my weblog on a regular basis (or just from time to time). Any judgements you make will be based on the information I have provided you about myself, which is probably vague, incomplete or embellished. Whatever opinion you form on me as people, or my life as a whole, is probably best kept to yourself. Remember, you are the reader. An obvious exception to this would be if someone were asking for advice or opinions.
If you have a real life relationship with me, remember that real life communication is the only one important.
Remember this is my outlet. I may not want you to read certain things I might write about you or others you care about, in order to spare your feelings, avoid drama or maintain my privacy. You should respect this and immediately stop going to my site, and never relay any information you gather at my site to others who might use it against me.
Ex-friends, lovers and estranged family members who have been cut out of my life should refrain from reading my journal. If the relationship has ended, there is no reason you should get daily updates on my personal life. If you simply can’t help yourself, do it quietly, and never repeat what you read or use it to hurt me.
Offensive language and materials
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Words of wisdom
May 12th, 2009“You know, when you have a program that does something really cool, and you wrote it from scratch, and it took a significant part of your life, you grow fond of it. When it’s finished, it feels like some kind of amorphous sculpture that you’ve created. It has an abstract shape in your head that’s completely independent of its actual purpose. Elegant, simple, beautiful. Then, only a year later, after making dozens of pragmatic alterations to suit the people who use it, not only has your Venus- de-Milo lost both arms, she also has a giraffe’s head sticking out of her chest and a cherubic penis that squirts colored water into a plastic bucket. The romance has become so painful that each day you struggle with an overwhelming urge to smash the fucking thing to pieces with a hammer.” – Nick Foster (”Life as a programmer”)
Myeah… somebody just ruined one of my projects.
How to treat women equally
May 7th, 2009No comment 
Google Latitude
May 6th, 2009Heh, I am using it. Now everyone will know where Saddler is. And this because my awsomeness is so great plus the fact that I have a cool phone (not apple, ofcourse).
How to mix YouTube videos
May 4th, 2009Have you ever been to a party with awful music and a lousy DJ? I’m sure you did and now I have some nice and free solutions for this problem. We all know that in each of us there is a little DJ/VJ which comes out from time to time. A few days ago I thought: what if I will make an online YouTube video mixer for those instant parties? Therefore I started to do a research on how can I manipulate the flash audio/video streams. As usual, whenever I have a good idea, Google comes in between and tells me that this thing was already been done by others in a much better way. Fuck it!
Anyway, here are the best solutions found:
YouTube Mixer – Filthy Tunes: “It turns you into a VJ (Video Jockey) and allows two videos to be played at the same time. You can then crossfade the audio of the videos as a DJ would, this means you can perform live mixes of any music or video on the YouTube site.” – This one is the best I could find and according to the creator, soon we might have a fullscreen option too. Maybe some audio/video effects would be nice too. Hehe, greedy me. (PS: this is the only online live video mixer I could find)
TurnTubeList: This one looks very neat, has an autoplay feature for the lazy ones, still in Beta but very promising. If they will add an equalizer for each channel it will become my favourite. It has a Traktor look in a way or other.
MixMaster Tube: Very simple to use. One click for everything. Also autoplay for the playlists. Even my grandpa will be able to mix with this.
YouTube Doubler: Well, this one isn’t a real DJ mixing thing but its fun to use. Play two videos in the same time. This is crazy!
And as a bonus, I give you an insane site with some crazy video mixes from YouTube. This guy is nuts in a good way. I just love those mixes.
Misogynistic Manliness
April 28th, 2009I have decided to extend my misogynistic manliness by acquiring these amazing books that attests the obvious fact that I am God – Like just by looking at me: Continue reading: Misogynistic Manliness »
Is it true that dinosaurs had wooden condoms?
April 18th, 2009They sure did. Actually, once the wooden condoms were fastened on the dinosaurs, they were unable to be removed, which, incidentally, is why the dinosaurs became extinct. Certain dinosaurs, however, abstained from the use of condoms on religious grounds, and it is these dinosaurs that survived and evolved into modern birds and reptiles.
Warvertising
April 14th, 2009This is a nice one! I don’t know where exactly was placed but it’s a cool idea 
“Esti o vaca!” 100% made in Italy
April 10th, 2009(english version of this article can be found here… be aware that it was done by google)
Femeia este o vaca. Uneori, nu intotdeauna. Dar tocmai de aia le si iubim. Eu cel putin. Ca e vaca datorita dotarilor furnizate de mama natura sau ca e vaca pentru ca asa gandeste, nu conteaza, tot niste scumpe sunt. Gandeste-te un pic: o vezi… pe strada, in bar, in club, la tine in casa… simti ca ti s-au aprins calcaiele mai rau ca brichetele la un concert Iris la Sala Palatului… iti faci un plan in 3 secunde si pornesti la atac ca adevaratu’… nici nu apuci sa deschizi gura ca o vezi ca-si limba plimba-n gura altuia… si brusc, cuvantul magic prinde contur in mintea ta… “mortii ma-tii de vaca!”. Si tocmai pentru ca vita e o vaca, si faza asta te oftica, nu stai ca vitelul la poarta noua ci ii pui boului coarne prine metode neinventate inca, ca deh, taurul din tine isi doreste niste vitelusi de lapte cu ea, si o aduci pe calea cea dreapta. Pai daca femeia nu ar fi vaca din cand in cand, cine s-ar mai uita la ea? La o plictisita. Dar sa revenim la vacile noastre, pardon – oi, si sa anuntam dragele noastre suave, mirobolante, incantatoare, superbe, nemaipomenite, cele mai cele si nu in ultimul rand -> femei ca isi pot pune in valoare vita-litatea cu ajutorul unui nou model de cizmo-copite, Rancho: Continue reading: “Esti o vaca!” 100% made in Italy »
