Feb 11th 07 Posted by saddler in Uncategorized

Speaking with God…

speak with HIM!

Me:
How do you do? Do you hau hau ?
God:
I am very well, how are you? Yes I try to hau hau as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.

Me:
how often do you shit?
God:
Hourly.

Me:
how often do you fuck sheeps?
God:
Hourly.

Me:
how often do you spank yourself?
God:
Hourly.

Me:
how many holes do you have?
God:
Around 1000.

Me: God Are you There ? It’s ME Jesus!

God: I am a Christian. I am always glad to make new friends, Jesus.

Me:
what do you think about black people
God:
The opposite of white people.
Me:
and white is better .?
God:
And better is white.

FUCKING RACIST!