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Misogynistic Manliness

I have decided to extend my misogynistic manliness by acquiring these amazing books that attests the obvious fact that I am God – Like just by looking at me: ... read more

Is it true that dinosaurs had wooden condoms?

They sure did. Actually, once the wooden condoms were fastened on the dinosaurs, they were unable to be removed, which, incidentally, is why the dinosaurs became extinct. Certain dinosaurs, however, abstained from the use of condoms on religious grounds, and it is these dinosaurs that survived and evolved into modern birds and... read more

Warvertising

This is a nice one! I don’t know where exactly was placed but it’s a cool idea... read more

“Esti o vaca!” 100% made in Italy

(english version of this article can be found here… be aware that it was done by google) Femeia este o vaca. Uneori, nu intotdeauna. Dar tocmai de aia le si iubim. Eu cel putin. Ca e vaca datorita dotarilor furnizate de mama natura sau ca e vaca pentru ca asa gandeste, nu conteaza, tot niste scumpe sunt. Gandeste-te un pic: o vezi… pe strada, in bar, in club, la tine in casa… simti ca ti... read more

From pillow to real fight!

This is a solidarity post for the Republic of Moldova more info here. Hai... read more

International Pillow Fight Day 2009

Yes, yes… i was in Amsterdam this time (i still am) and i managed to beat the crap out of …. my pillow For pics like the one bellow (with me in the *chaaaaaarge!!* mode) please visit this link (or if you want to see only the selected cream, go here): Amsterdam Pillow Fight... read more

Haz de necaz

Nu stiu daca stiti sau nu, dar eu lucrez intr-o banca. Nu conteaza care, important e ca sefii mei nu stiu romaneste asa ca ma voi folosi de limba asta frumoasa sa scriu acest post (da, sunt prin tari straine). Ei bine, de cand cu criza asta financiara, m-am apucat sa imi caut un job prin alte companii. Munca grea de altfel, ca roman, ori primesti o oferta de cacat ori nici nu te baga lumea in seama. Dar eu... read more

Shit out loud

Today i won’t be creative at all. I will just laugh. Actually i already did that, i almost had a shit in my pants reading this funny shit. What funny shit you say? Some random text from the SmellyPoop.com website (a fantastic guide to the amazing world of poop(ing)). Get some toilet paper near you before starting to read. Actually print this shit and read it on the toilet. Especially if you are... read more
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