INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER for future possible employers
My web-site will be visited by one of my future possible employers and because of this, i have to put a disclaimer here regarding the content in it (they are interested more on the technical aspects of it… i hope). Here it is 
***** IMPORTANT INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER *****
Personal relationships and privacy
Do not assume that you know everything there is to know about me simply because you read my weblog on a regular basis (or just from time to time). Any judgements you make will be based on the information I have provided you about myself, which is probably vague, incomplete or embellished. Whatever opinion you form on me as people, or my life as a whole, is probably best kept to yourself. Remember, you are the reader. An obvious exception to this would be if someone were asking for advice or opinions.
If you have a real life relationship with me, remember that real life communication is the only one important.
Remember this is my outlet. I may not want you to read certain things I might write about you or others you care about, in order to spare your feelings, avoid drama or maintain my privacy. You should respect this and immediately stop going to my site, and never relay any information you gather at my site to others who might use it against me.
Ex-friends, lovers and estranged family members who have been cut out of my life should refrain from reading my journal. If the relationship has ended, there is no reason you should get daily updates on my personal life. If you simply can’t help yourself, do it quietly, and never repeat what you read or use it to hurt me.
Offensive language and materials
The internet is a place that encourages free and creative expression, and as in any environment where people are given this freedom, conflict may arise. If I am using a language or materials that offend you, leave. Contacting me or my isp, demanding to remove the content or change my ways is absurd because you are viewing my content of your own free will by visiting my site. Simply stop going there and you won’t have to see whatever it is you don’t like about this site. An obvious exception to this would be if someone were providing illegal materials, in which case it would be appropriate to complain to their isp or contact authorities.
IMPORTANT:
The content of this web-site may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended reader, any dissemination, distribution or copying the content of this web-site is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed while writting my blog, although the yorkshire terrier next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft: However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have read this blog in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing.
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