Safest way to sleep in the forest
Winter is still not over and the spring is not going to be any warm either and hence, Selk Sleeping Bags should be a great way to stay warm. The Glacier Era seems to come back so you should be prepared. Good for outdoor and home use. Or jogging in the snow. Or sleeping while you jump with the parachute (pretty cold up there, you know). Or maybe you just want to scary someone. Or you are a freak who hunts for a free wi-fi spot on the roof of your house. Crazy if that’s true. You shouldn’t buy this sleeping bag at all. Just stay in cold and die writing on your stupid blog. Period.
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Good if:
- you plan to sleep in a tent in the forest and the bear comes, just run without worrying of the cold outside.
- you are a sleep walker. At least you won’t get a cold.
- you like to take a pick on the neighbour’s window while he has sex with his gorgeous wife during the winter.
- you want to take a dump out in snow.
Bad if:
- you can’t hold your pee too long. Or dump.
- your parachute won’t open. You’ll get cold anyway when you hit the ground.
- you have to wear smart-casual clothes at work. Otherwise… sleep tight!
- you plan to have sex under the sleeping bag. Trust me, won’t work.
The price is a little bit high (maybe) but they are pretty comfy and keeps you warm with colds around you down to -13 degrees Celsius. You can get it from Amazon.
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