Mar 5th 10 Posted by saddler

The bee

Sometimes I plant little blue cutish flowers in my little blue wagon and leave it in my back yard. The spring fresh air will make them sparkle in the wind which covers them with love. Then I wait for a bee to discover it. Flush with the taste of sweet nectar, the bee rushes back to its hive. By performing an intricate dance, the bee can communicate to its friends the location of the magical flowers. But... read more

Feb 16th 10 Posted by saddler

Un viitor trist

Azi dimineata am reusit sa ma trezesc mai devreme. Pe la 7. Nu stiu cum de am reusit, dar nu cred ca a fost o idee prea buna. Brusc, organismul meu a realizat ca are timp sa se cace. Asa ca m-am cacat, un cacat, un baldabac, un tot ce vreti voi. Cand m-am uitat, erau doi din tot ce vreti voi. Doi cacati, aceasi forma, aceasi marime. N-am inteles de ce. A trebuit sa ma uit in oglinda sa ma asigur ca nu am... read more

Feb 5th 10 Posted by saddler

From the series “Workplace Adventures”

Well, we must admit that Google is funny. Here’s why: _____________________________________________ From:     Enache Sent:    05 February, 2010 4:47 PM To:    Chris Saddler Subject:    : )))))))))))))))))))))) http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nu.nl%2Falgemeen%2F2177577%2Findex.html _____________________________________________ From:    ... read more

Feb 1st 10 Posted by saddler

30 things to say after an unwanted one-night-stand

I’m pretty sure most of you had a one night stand. And I’m also sure that in some cases you all got those unwanted calls on the day after, trying to get you out for a coffee, planning a relationship or at least a few more wild nights. I mean, what the heck, all we wanted was just a plain fucking fuck night. We got a hard-on or, in case you are a female, a wet pussy. We got horny as fuck. We... read more

Jan 29th 10 Posted by saddler

Alien abduction

Bored at work. Nothing new on the internet. Another Apple product that sucks but it’s being advertisied as the GOD of all the IT revolutions. Found some online strip generator. Thinking to draw something bad about girls just to enjoy the reaction of the stupid ones. Done. Here is the result: I bet you all love my strip. Why shouldn’t you? Am i amazingly the best or... read more

Jan 25th 10 Posted by saddler

Safest way to sleep in the forest

Winter is still not over and the spring is not going to be any warm either and hence, Selk Sleeping Bags should be a great way to stay warm. The Glacier Era seems to come back so you should be prepared. Good for outdoor and home use. Or jogging in the snow. Or sleeping while you jump with the parachute (pretty cold up there, you know). Or maybe you just want to scary someone. Or you are a freak who hunts... read more

Jan 25th 10 Posted by saddler

Easiest way to end up in prison

Send this to your friends in your next instant messaging conversation and see what... read more

Jan 25th 10 Posted by saddler

Am I Brad Pitt or what?

take a look: MyHeritage: Family trees – Genealogy –... read more

Jan 7th 10 Posted by saddler

I am your hero

or watch it here if the embed won’t work in your reader or facebook... read more

Dec 11th 09 Posted by saddler

Cum a omorat mail-ul plictiseala

In ultimul timp v-am tot rasfatat cu lectii de genul: cum sa fugi de la birou fara sa observe colegii, cum sa iesi dintr-o sedinta and never come back si tot asa. Bine, ultima nu cred ca am detaliat-o inca. Cand o sa am timp o sa fac si asta. Dar acum, ca tot mi-a fost la indemana, o sa va spun cum sa scapati de plictiseala de la birou folosind email-ul (mai ales ca multi aveti restrictii la accesarea... read more