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Jun 17th 10
Ultimul post
Eu. Fotoliul. In ultima vreme am devenit foarte apropiati. Focul danseaza in semineul din fata mea. Linistea din camera e sparta doar de lemnele ce sfaraie intr-un ritm alert, aproape de stingere. La fel si inima. Am 86 de ani si nu am altceva de facut decat sa privesc stelele ce-mi fac cu ochiul de la fereastra. Ridic de pe masuta, cu mana tremurand de batranete, un teanc de hartii ingalbenite de vreme.... read more
Jun 15th 10
We are stalkers
Girls always complain about guys stalking them. It’s usually to make them appear more victim-like after. It doesn’t work. When a girl talks about her many stalkers, a guy doesn’t think: “Wow, this girl sure is a prize to be won.” All guys think is: “Wow, this cock tease is nothing but fat and trouble. I’m outta here.” Most of the time it’s made-up... read more
May 21st 10
Jesus came home one day to find all his friends fucked up and depressed after a wild night on the hill with those unlimited supplies of wine. When he realised just how bad the hangover is, he started splitting out his drugs into small baggies and giving them to his friends in hope that it would cheer them up. To prevent God from seeing him dealing, Jesus put paper around the baggies to hide the contents....
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Where did the idea of giving presents come from?
May 18th 10
Un balans usor spre stanga. Unul agale spre dreapta. Simbioza perfecta dintre fund si scaun ma poarta usor spre o lume de vis. Ochii mi se inchid usor si click-urile devin din ce in ce mai monotone. Nici nu mai stiu unde am ascuns cursorul de la maus. Ma scurg usor de pe scaun. Ma simt atat de bine incat nu imi pasa. Privirea imi coboara si ea lent la nivelul biroului. Vad cana de cafea. O sorb din priviri...
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Cafea pe tastatura
May 12th 10
Jora o comite din nou
Domnul Jora, un personaj faimos din textele blogului meu, a mai facut o boacana astazi incercand, din nou, sa… nu stiu, sa scriu pe blog probabil Dar mai bine urmariti schimbul de mailuri (printre care s-a strecurat si Luci van Werkendam, hihi): From: Catalin Jora Sent: 12 May, 2010 3:01 PM To: Chris Saddler Cc: Luci van Werkendam Subject: galati – prefectura Ala, al 2-lea din stanga,... read more
May 10th 10
First, let me start with a short story to explain the title of the post.
Like any other idiot in this world would do, today i arrived at work one hour earlier. Well, from my manager’s point of view this is a normal hour to come in but… I’m always late. Like any other normal person does. Anyway, that’s not the point. The point is that a douchebag ruined my day. A colleague, that is....
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Working with douchebags
Apr 19th 10
Have you ever seen someone stoned but all alone, at home or in a coffee shop, with no friends nearby? All they do is watch wildlife footage. Even in the coffee shop. All the coffee shops have a TV turned on on Animal Planet or National Geographic. Which sucks because wildlife footage is fucking annoying. I hate watching wildlife footage. The animals and stuff are great. I love animals. Mostly the well done...
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Wildlife Footage
Apr 16th 10
Nu am inteles niciodata meeting culture-ul olandezilor. Sunt obsedati de sedinte. Si fix cand imi e mie somnul mai drag sunt chemat intr-o sedinta de vreo 2 ore. Cred ca 80% din timpul alocat orelor de munca stau in sedinte. Munca efectiva – pula. Nu fac decat sa vorbeasca mult si prost. Iar eu sa ma plictisesc de moarte.
Ma uitam azi pe caietul in care imi iau notite in timpul sedintelor si m-a...
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IT-istul in sedinta
Apr 6th 10
mmm yeah
Today i was bored. So i decided to draw something. The most beautiful draw ever made in my humble opinion. A piece of art. Please hang it on your wall.... read more
Apr 5th 10
Da, stiu, e Lunea de dupa Paste. E liber. Normal ca e perfect. Dar se schhimba lucrurile in si mai mult bine cand mai pui si ceva sare si piper peste. Dar sa povestim
Ma trezesc eu ca orice om normal, de dimineata… pe la 14:35 aproximativ, ma spal pe fatza si… ce vad eu in fatza ochilor? Cum am iesit din baie am aterizat pe mail. Nu stiu de ce. Unul din mail-uri era spam de la Amazon. L-am...
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O zi de Luni perfecta
