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		<title>The bee</title>
		<link>http://wordstress.org/2010/03/05/the-bee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I plant little blue cutish flowers in my little blue wagon and leave it in my back yard. The spring fresh air will make them sparkle in the wind which covers them with love. Then I wait for a bee to discover it. Flush with the taste of sweet nectar, the bee rushes back [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes I plant little blue cutish flowers in my little blue wagon and leave it in my back yard. The spring fresh air will make them sparkle in the wind which covers them with love. Then I wait for a bee to discover it. Flush with the taste of sweet nectar, the bee rushes back to its hive. By performing an intricate dance, the bee can communicate to its friends the location of the magical flowers. But before he returns, I take the flowers away. And wait behind some bushes. When the bee returns with his friends, he&#8217;s all like WTF. And his friends are all like WTF. I just like embarrassing him in front of his friends. &#8220;It was right here. I swear!&#8221; &#8211; &#8220;Whatever dude&#8230;&#8221;<br />
I&#8217;m a dick.<br />
But the weed is good.</p>
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		<title>Un viitor trist</title>
		<link>http://wordstress.org/2010/02/16/un-viitor-trist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 10:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Azi dimineata am reusit sa ma trezesc mai devreme. Pe la 7. Nu stiu cum de am reusit, dar nu cred ca a fost o idee prea buna. Brusc, organismul meu a realizat ca are timp sa se cace. Asa ca m-am cacat, un cacat, un baldabac, un tot ce vreti voi. Cand m-am uitat, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Azi dimineata am reusit sa ma trezesc mai devreme. Pe la 7. Nu stiu cum de am reusit, dar nu cred ca a fost o idee prea buna. Brusc, organismul meu a realizat ca are timp sa se cace. Asa ca m-am cacat, un cacat, un baldabac, un tot ce vreti voi. Cand m-am uitat, erau doi din tot ce vreti voi. Doi cacati, aceasi forma, aceasi marime. N-am inteles de ce. A trebuit sa ma uit in oglinda sa ma asigur ca nu am doua gauri in cur.<br />
Cam asa e si cu prietenii. Cu cat stiu mai multe, cu atat e mai greu sa traiesti cu ei. Sunt ca o durere in cur, cum ar zice englezul. Am prieteni &#8220;inteligenti&#8221;. Au dreptate cam in jumatate din cazuri. Si asta e al dracu de enervant. Daca eu as zice &#8220;Romania a cucerit Burkinia Faso in 1749.&#8221;, ei trebuie sa imi dovedeasca ca e gresit. Urasc asta. De ce nu pot sa ma lase sa vorbesc ce cacaturi vreau eu fara sa imi dovedeasca ca e gresit? Care-i faza? Ce motiv exista la mijloc? Singurul efect e sa ma faca sa ma simt prost si plin de rusine intelectuala. Atat. Sa dovedesti ca eu gresesc nu are absolut niciun alt efect.<br />
Am fost mai demult la ziua cuiva si era si fratele sarbatoritei prin preajma. Ce idiot. Vorbeau despre gatit. Da, despre gatit, la o zi de nastere. Asa ca m-am bagat in discutie si am zis &#8220;Pai, poti sa inlocuiesti praful de copt cu parful de pusca fara nicio problema.&#8221; Iar idiotul a intrat cu telefonul pe net ca sa imi dovedeasca ca nu am dreptate. De ce n-a lasat-o balta? Lasa-ma sa aberez, daca mie asa imi vine. Daca stii ca e gresit, taci dracu&#8217; din gura. Nimanui nu ii pasa.<br />
Ce beneficii ai sa dovedesti ca cineva greseste? In lumea mea de vis, toata lumea e de acord cu ce zic ceilalti. Daca ies la bere pot sa vorbesc tot felul de cacaturi despre matematica &#8220;Stiati ca au aflat cat este X? Un savant chinez a aflat cat este. A fost la stiri. Cica e 4. Cine s-ar fi gandit? Din toate numerele, X e 4. Tare, nu?&#8221; Si nimeni nu va zice nimic. Se vor gandi ca sunt tare la mate si ca ma pun la curent cu stirile din domeniu.<br />
Viitorul suge. Toata lumea va avea google pe mobil oriunde s-ar duce. La dracu sper sa se duca. Imi face imposibila integrarea cacaturilor proprii in multimea ce ma inconjoara. Orice as zice, tot ce trebuie ei sa faca e sa dea cateva clickuri sa verifice daca am dreptate. E un viitor trist.</p>
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		<title>From the series &#8220;Workplace Adventures&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://wordstress.org/2010/02/05/din-seria-peripetii-la-locul-de-munca/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, we must admit that Google is funny. Here&#8217;s why:
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From:     Enache
Sent:    05 February, 2010 4:47 PM
To:    Chris Saddler
Subject:    : ))))))))))))))))))))))
http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&#38;tl=en&#38;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nu.nl%2Falgemeen%2F2177577%2Findex.html
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From:     Chris Saddler
Sent:    05 February, 2010 5:06 PM
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Subject:    RE: : ))))))))))))))))))))))
There were dark times in that dark part of the universe. Nobody had the courage to stand up and bring the light among [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, we must admit that Google is funny. Here&#8217;s why:</p>
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From:     Enache<br />
Sent:    05 February, 2010 4:47 PM<br />
To:    Chris Saddler<br />
Subject:    : ))))))))))))))))))))))</p>
<p><a href="http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&amp;tl=en&amp;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nu.nl%2Falgemeen%2F2177577%2Findex.html" target="_blank">http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&amp;tl=en&amp;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nu.nl%2Falgemeen%2F2177577%2Findex.html</a><br />
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From:     Chris Saddler<br />
Sent:    05 February, 2010 5:06 PM<br />
To:    Enache<br />
Subject:    RE: : ))))))))))))))))))))))</p>
<p>There were dark times in that dark part of the universe. Nobody had the courage to stand up and bring the light among those sufferings. But one day, a girl stood up. The girl of the nine child of the years. That supreme power, the descendant of the mighty gods of the universe, otherwise known as Years. With her powers combined, she managed to defeat the darkness, the mean power that enslaved more than half of the universe. She managed to bring the world. The entire humanity was happy to see how World emerges from nothing. They didn&#8217;t had a single clue what World is, but they were aware of the power that brings with it.<br />
That little girl from the small village of Changchun, somewhere in the northeastern woods of desperation, sacrificed her womb for us. From now on, she will be known as Nonsense Goddess.</p>
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		<title>30 things to say after an unwanted one-night-stand</title>
		<link>http://wordstress.org/2010/02/01/30-things-to-say-after-an-unwanted-one-night-stand/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m pretty sure most of you had a one night stand. And I&#8217;m also sure that in some cases you all got those unwanted calls on the day after, trying to get you out for a coffee, planning a relationship or at least a few more wild nights. I mean, what the heck, all we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure most of you had a one night stand. And I&#8217;m also sure that in some cases you all got those unwanted calls on the day after, trying to get you out for a coffee, planning a relationship or at least a few more wild nights. I mean, what the heck, all we wanted was just a plain fucking fuck night. We got a hard-on or, in case you are a female, a wet pussy. We got horny as fuck. We used you, now move on. But there is a way to prevent all this. With just a few words you can make them run away like hell. I have compiled a list of what we should say at the end of the sex thing. Just remember, you must have a grave face in order to make this work:<br />
- I think the condom has a hole in it (try to make one using your teeth, but after the sex).<br />
- I forgot to take my pills.<br />
- You look just like my mom/dad (you may add &#8220;after sex&#8221; to give more tone).<br />
- I almost had an orgasm. Too bad, 3 minutes weren&#8217;t enough for it.<br />
- There&#8217;s something about you which makes me lose my hard-on mood.<br />
- I really need to go home to my kids now.<br />
- I just realised that i really love my girlfriend/boyfriends/wife/husband.<br />
- You should shave it better next time.<br />
- Was it me or you didn&#8217;t had a hard on?<br />
- just yawn. A lot.<br />
- Sometimes i think that reading a book makes me feel much better than a wild sex night with strangers.<br />
- Did i mention the video camera?<br />
- You look funny naked.<br />
- This was your first time, right?<br />
- Do you accept credit cards or only cash?<br />
- Next time brush your teeth please!<br />
- Did i tell you my uncle died in this bed?<br />
- You&#8217;re almost as good as my ex!<br />
- I have a confession&#8230; I was a man/woman before.<br />
- When would you like to meet my parents?<br />
- Woo thank god that herpes outbreak cleared up last night, I didn&#8217;t want to give it to you.<br />
- I hope you don&#8217;t mind itching.<br />
- I have aids.<br />
- Damn, i need more alcohol, i think I&#8217;m starting to recognize you.<br />
- I&#8217;m only 14!<br />
- Don&#8217;t worry, i cant get pregnant, i used to be male.<br />
- That&#8217;s all i wanted, can i leave?<br />
- Next time, I&#8217;m on top, you nearly crushed me! (funnier if a guy says this)<br />
- Oh, move over, let me finish this&#8230;ohhh yeah!<br />
- Have you ever seen <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYp_Xi4AtAQ" target="_blank">what happens after two Praying Mantis finish mating</a>?</p>
<p>All this should do the trick. Happy hunting for sex now! I have to go back to my daily work tasks.</p>
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		<title>Alien abduction</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bored at work. Nothing new on the internet. Another Apple product that sucks but it&#8217;s being advertisied as the GOD of all the IT revolutions. Found some online strip generator. Thinking to draw something bad about girls just to enjoy the reaction of the stupid ones. Done. Here is the result:

I bet you all love [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bored at work. Nothing new on the internet. Another Apple product that sucks but it&#8217;s being advertisied as the GOD of all the IT revolutions. Found some <a href="http://stripgenerator.com/" target="_blank">online strip generator</a>. Thinking to draw something bad about girls just to enjoy the reaction of the stupid ones. Done. Here is the result:</p>
<p><a href="http://wordstress.org/wp-content/2010/01/alienabduction.png" rel="lightbox[888]"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-889" title="alienabduction" src="http://wordstress.org/wp-content/2010/01/alienabduction-194x300.png" alt="alienabduction" width="194" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>I bet you all love my strip. Why shouldn&#8217;t you? Am i amazingly the best or what?</p>
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		<title>Safest way to sleep in the forest</title>
		<link>http://wordstress.org/2010/01/25/safest-way-to-sleep-in-the-forest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Winter is still not over and the spring is not going to be any warm either and hence, Selk Sleeping Bags should be a great way to stay warm. The Glacier Era seems to come back so you should be prepared. Good for outdoor and home use. Or jogging in the snow. Or sleeping while [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Winter is still not over and the spring is not going to be any warm either and hence, Selk Sleeping Bags should be a great way to stay warm. The Glacier Era seems to come back so you should be prepared. Good for outdoor and home use. Or jogging in the snow. Or sleeping while you jump with the parachute (pretty cold up there, you know). Or maybe you just want to scary someone. Or you are a freak who hunts for a free wi-fi spot on the roof of your house. Crazy if that&#8217;s true. You shouldn&#8217;t buy this sleeping bag at all. Just stay in cold and die writing on your stupid blog. Period.</p>
<p>(i wonder how much text do i need to put in here so that the next image will get aligned well with the one above. Facebook users will not care because it will be imported over there in a different way. this next should do the trick)</p>
<p><a href="http://wordstress.org/wp-content/2010/01/lippiselkbagjpg.jpg" rel="lightbox[881]"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-882" title="lippiselkbagjpg" src="http://wordstress.org/wp-content/2010/01/lippiselkbagjpg-300x225.jpg" alt="lippiselkbagjpg" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Good if:</strong></span></p>
<p>- you plan to sleep in a tent in the forest and the bear comes, just run without worrying of the cold outside.</p>
<p>- you are a sleep walker. At least you won&#8217;t get a cold.</p>
<p>- you like to take a pick on the neighbour&#8217;s window while he has sex with his gorgeous wife during the winter.</p>
<p>- you want to take a dump out in snow.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Bad if:</strong></span></p>
<p>- you can&#8217;t hold your pee too long. Or dump.</p>
<p>- your parachute won&#8217;t open. You&#8217;ll get cold anyway when you hit the ground.</p>
<p>- you have to wear smart-casual clothes at work. Otherwise&#8230; sleep tight!</p>
<p>- you plan to have sex under the sleeping bag. Trust me, won&#8217;t work.</p>
<p>The price is a little bit high (maybe) but they are pretty comfy and keeps you warm with colds around you down to -13 degrees Celsius. You can get it from <a href="http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&amp;x=0&amp;ref_=nb_ss_gw&amp;y=0&amp;field-keywords=selk%20bag&amp;url=search-alias%3Daps" target="_blank">Amazon</a>.</p>
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		<title>Easiest way to end up in prison</title>
		<link>http://wordstress.org/2010/01/25/easiest-way-to-end-up-in-prison/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Send this to your friends in your next instant messaging conversation and see what happens:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Send this to your friends in your next instant messaging conversation and see what happens:</p>
<p><a href="http://wordstress.org/wp-content/2010/01/prison.jpg" rel="lightbox[878]"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-879" title="prison" src="http://wordstress.org/wp-content/2010/01/prison.jpg" alt="prison" width="483" height="392" /></a></p>
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		<title>Am I Brad Pitt or what?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 02:06:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[take a look:







MyHeritage: Family trees &#8211; Genealogy &#8211; Celebrities
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>take a look:</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.myheritage.com">MyHeritage</a>: <a href="http://www.myheritage.com">Family trees</a> &#8211; <a href="http://www.myheritage.com/genealogy">Genealogy</a> &#8211; <a href="http://celebrity.myheritage.com/celebrities">Celebrities</a></p>
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		<title>I am your hero</title>
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		<title>Cum a omorat mail-ul plictiseala</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In ultimul timp v-am tot rasfatat cu lectii de genul: cum sa fugi de la birou fara sa observe colegii, cum sa iesi dintr-o sedinta and never come back si tot asa. Bine, ultima nu cred ca am detaliat-o inca. Cand o sa am timp o sa fac si asta. Dar acum, ca tot mi-a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In ultimul timp v-am tot rasfatat cu lectii de genul: cum sa fugi de la birou fara sa observe colegii, cum sa iesi dintr-o sedinta and never come back si tot asa. Bine, ultima nu cred ca am detaliat-o inca. Cand o sa am timp o sa fac si asta. Dar acum, ca tot mi-a fost la indemana, o sa va spun cum sa scapati de plictiseala de la birou folosind email-ul (mai ales ca multi aveti restrictii la accesarea internetului). Practic, acest post s-a scris de la sine cu ajutorul a doi colegi de munca. Ii vom denumi generic: Flavius si Enache. Asta ca sa le ascundem identitatea si sa iasa cu basma curata in fatza sefilor.<br />
La primul semn de plictiseala, se trimite un mail cu un subiect random unuia din cei doi. In cazul meu, genericul Flavius a trimis, deci nu a trebuit sa fac prea multe pt asta. In momentul cand discutia ajunge la un punct comun in care ambele parti cad de acord asupra unei idei (de obicei, asta se intampla dupa o serie de 20 de mail-uri), se adauga in oala si al treilea coleg, denumit generic Enache, si se fierbe la foc moderat.<br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;">Acum urmeaza ce a iesit cand l-am adaugat pe Enache:</span></p>
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">From:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"> Flavius</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Sent:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"> 10 December, 2009 1:59 PM</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">To:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Chris Saddler</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Subject:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> RE: banc</span></address>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="FR"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Ah, probabil a fost un gest mechanic. Eu nu sunt rational.</span></span></p>
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">From:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"> Chris Saddler</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Sent:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:00 PM</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">To:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Flavius</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Subject:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"> RE: banc</span></address>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #0000ff;">la fel si la mine</span></span></p>
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">From:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"> Flavius</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Sent: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">10 December, 2009 2:00 PM</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">To:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Chris Saddler</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Cc: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Enache</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Subject:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> RE: banc</span></address>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="FR">Nah, sa stie si Enache ca la fel si la tine</span></span></p>
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="FR">From:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="FR"> Chris Saddler</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Sent: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Thursday, December 10, 2009 2:01 PM</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">To:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Flavius</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Cc:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Enache</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Subject:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> RE: banc</span></address>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">la fel si la mine dar fara H in mecanic</span></span></p>
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">From: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Enache</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Sent:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> 10 December, 2009 2:06 PM</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">To: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Chris Saddler; Flavius</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Subject:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> RE: banc</span></address>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Vorbiti in plm pe mess sau twitter. Reply-uri scurte, am fost in sedinta si vad numai numai numai</span></span></p>
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">From:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Chris Saddler</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Sent: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:07 PM</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">To: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Enache; Flavius</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Subject: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">RE: banc</span></address>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="ES">deci si la tine la fel</span></span></p>
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">From:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Flavius</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Sent:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Thursday, December 10, 2009 2:50 PM</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">To: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Chris Saddler; Enache</span></address>
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<pre class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="FR">Enache, in ultimul timp (de cca 4 ani si ceva) numai asa comunicam, pe mail.
In special de 1 an incoa'.
</span></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="FR"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Si eu ma trezesc cu 30 de mailuri de la voi, dar nu ma plang.</span></span></pre>
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">From: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Enache</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Sent: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:57 PM</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">To: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Flavius; Chris Saddler</span></address>
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<pre class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="ES">Nu eram asa de tragic.
Dar vad ca am rascolit ceva.
</span></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Dezvolta atunci:</span></span></pre>
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">From:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Flavius</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Sent:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> 10 December, 2009 3:05 PM</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">To: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Enache; Chris Saddler</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Subject:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> RE: banc</span></address>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="ES">Era seara. Aproape se mijea de zi.<br />
Luminile amurgului se revarsau peste campia solitara. O lumina. Un destin. O singuratate. Puiul a ridicat capul in cautarea unui raspuns la toate intrebarile sale. La distanta, o modesta casuta de tabla. Nici o masina nu traversa la ora</span></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="ES"><span style="color: #0000ff;"> acea autostrada nr. 2, care uneste Filea de Jos cu Giurtelecu Hododului. Puiul a stiut atunci ca a sosit momentul. Scuturindu-si amorteala penelor a mers hotarit, a pus o gheara pe asfalt, pe urma alta, si alta, si alta (oare cite picioare are?). Mergea mindru. Stia ca se apropia sa reuseasca imposibilul. Se gandea la succes. La glorie. La faima. De aceea n-a vazut acel camion fara lumini. De acea n-a auzit zgomotul rablagit al motorului Roman.<br />
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">From:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Chris Saddler</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Sent: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Thursday, December 10, 2009 4:08 PM</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">To: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Flavius; Enache</span></address>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"><span style="color: #0000ff;">zboara puiule! zboara!!! nu fi fraier! se auzi in acel moment in spatele lui. ultimul strigat al unei mame cu inima strafulgerata de durere.</span></span></p>
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">From: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Flavius</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Sent: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">10 December, 2009 3:14 PM</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">To:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Chris Saddler; Enache</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="FR">Subject:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="FR"> RE: banc</span></address>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="FR">— Nu ma lasati! </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Nu ma lasati!</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">A incercat sa se tarasca dupa ei, dar n-a putut, si a ramas in loc, urmarindu-i cu ochii pana au pierit in zarea dinspre miazazi. </span></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="ES"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Peste trei zile, toata preajma era imbracata in haina alba si rece a iernii. Dupa o ninsoare cu viscol, urma un senin ca sticla, aducand cu dansul un ger aprig. La marginea lastarului, un pui de prepelita, cu aripa rupta, sta zgribulit de frig. Dupa durerile grozave de pana adineaori, urmeaza acum o piroteala placuta. Prin mintea lui fulgera crampeie de vedenii&#8230; miriste&#8230;un caramb de cizma pe care se urca o furnica&#8230; aripa calda a mamei. Se clatina intr-o parte si intr-alta, si pica mort, cu degetele ghearei impreunate ca pentru inchinaciune.</span></span></p>
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">From:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Chris Saddler</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Sent: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">10 December, 2009 3:17 PM</span></address>
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Subject: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">RE: banc</span></address>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #0000ff;">in urmatoarea dimineata, cand primavara aparu ca din senin pe ulitele satucului unde copiii alearga cu ceasloavele in mana, un tata prepelita se ducea la camp sa culeaga mugurii de ghiocei zglobii in razele soarelui. si cu zambetul pe buze lua un mugur pe buze si&#8230; simti gustul amar al vremii, simti cum moartea ii imbratiseaza simturile si il infioara. simti gustul copilului lui mort. intins la picioarele lui ce inghetara subit.</span></span></p>
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">From:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Flavius</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Sent: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">10 December, 2009 3:23 PM</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">To:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Chris Saddler; Enache</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Subject: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">RE: banc</span></address>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Pe-o nara pusca tatii scoate fum.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"><br />
Vai, fãrã vant alearga frunzarele duium!</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="FR"><br />
Inalta tata foc infricosat.<br />
</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="FR">Vai, cat de mult padurea s-a schimbat!<br />
</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Din ierburi prind în maini fãrã sã stiu</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"><br />
Un clopotel cu clinchet argintiu&#8230;</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="FR"><br />
De pe frigare tata scoate-n unghii</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="FR">Inima caprioarei si rarunchii.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="ES"><br />
Ce-i inima? Mi-i foame! Vreau sã traiesc si-as vrea &#8230;.<br />
</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="PL">Tu, iarta-mã, fecioara &#8211; tu, caprioara mea!<br />
Mi-i somn. Ce nalt îi focul! </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="FR">Si codrul, ce adânc!<br />
Plang. Ce gandeste tata? Mananc si plang. </span></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Mananc!</span></span></p>
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<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">From:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Enache</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Sent: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">10 December, 2009 3:28 PM</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">To:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> Flavius; Chris Saddler</span></address>
<address class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US">Subject:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;" lang="EN-US"> RE: banc</span></address>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: #0000ff;">: )))))))))))) sunteti cu capu.</span></span></p>
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<div id="_mcePaste" style="overflow: hidden; position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 175px; width: 1px; height: 1px;">From: Stan, F.A. (Flavius)<br />
Sent: 10 December, 2009 1:59 PM<br />
To: Selaru, C.L. (Cristian)<br />
Cc: Enache, C. (Cristian Tiberiu)<br />
Subject: RE: banc<br />
Ah, probabil a fost un gest mechanic. Eu nu sunt rational.</p>
<p>From: Selaru, C.L. (Cristian)<br />
Sent: Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:00 PM<br />
To: Stan, F.A. (Flavius)<br />
Subject: RE: banc<br />
la fel si la mine</p>
<p>From: Stan, F.A. (Flavius)<br />
Sent: 10 December, 2009 2:00 PM<br />
To: Selaru, C.L. (Cristian)<br />
Cc: Enache, C. (Cristian Tiberiu)<br />
Subject: RE: banc<br />
Nah, sa stie si Enache ca la fel si la tine</p>
<p>From: Selaru, C.L. (Cristian)<br />
Sent: Thursday, December 10, 2009 2:01 PM<br />
To: Stan, F.A. (Flavius)<br />
Cc: Enache, C. (Cristian Tiberiu)<br />
Subject: RE: banc<br />
la fel si la mine dar fara H in mecanic</p>
<p>From: Enache, C. (Cristian Tiberiu)<br />
Sent: 10 December, 2009 2:06 PM<br />
To: Selaru, C.L. (Cristian); Stan, F.A. (Flavius)<br />
Subject: RE: banc<br />
Vorbiti in plm pe mess sau twitter. Reply-uri scurte, am fost in sedinta si vad numai numai numai</p>
<p>From: Selaru, C.L. (Cristian)<br />
Sent: Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:07 PM<br />
To: Enache, C. (Cristian Tiberiu); Stan, F.A. (Flavius)<br />
Subject: RE: banc<br />
deci si la tine la fel</p>
<p>From: Stan, F.A. (Flavius)<br />
Sent: Thursday, December 10, 2009 2:50 PM<br />
To: Selaru, C.L. (Cristian); Enache, C. (Cristian Tiberiu)<br />
Subject: RE: banc<br />
Enache, in ultimul timp (de cca 4 ani si ceva) numai asa comunicam pe mail.<br />
In special de 1 an incoa.<br />
Si eu ma trezesc cu 30 de mailuri de la voi, dar nu ma plang.</p>
<p>From: Enache, C. (Cristian Tiberiu)<br />
Sent: Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:57 PM<br />
To: Stan, F.A. (Flavius); Selaru, C.L. (Cristian)<br />
Subject: RE: banc<br />
Nu eram asa de tragic.<br />
Dar vad ca am rascolit ceva.<br />
Dezvolta atunci:</p>
<p>From: Stan, F.A. (Flavius)<br />
Sent: 10 December, 2009 3:05 PM<br />
To: Enache, C. (Cristian Tiberiu); Selaru, C.L. (Cristian)<br />
Subject: RE: banc<br />
Era seara. Aproape se mijea de zi.<br />
Luminile amurgului se revarsau peste campia solitara. O lumina. Un destin. O singuratate. Puiul a ridicat capul in cautarea unui raspuns la toate intrebarile sale. La distanta, o modesta casuta de tabla. Nici o masina nu traversa la ora<br />
acea autostrada nr. 2, care uneste Filea de Jos cu Giurtelecu Hododului. Puiul a stiut atunci ca a sosit momentul. Scuturindu-si amorteala penelor a mers hotarit, a pus o gheara pe asfalt, pe urma alta, si alta, si alta (oare cite picioare are?). Mergea mindru. Stia ca se apropia sa reuseasca imposibilul. Se gandea la succes. La glorie. La faima. De aceea n-a vazut acel camion fara lumini. De acea n-a auzit zgomotul rablagit al motorului Roman.</p>
<p>From: Selaru, C.L. (Cristian)<br />
Sent: Thursday, December 10, 2009 4:08 PM<br />
To: Stan, F.A. (Flavius); Enache, C. (Cristian Tiberiu)<br />
Subject: RE: banc<br />
zboara puiule! zboara!!! nu fi fraier! se auzi in acel moment in spatele lui. ultimul strigat al unei mame cu inima strafulgerata de durere.</p>
<p>From: Stan, F.A. (Flavius)<br />
Sent: 10 December, 2009 3:14 PM<br />
To: Selaru, C.L. (Cristian); Enache, C. (Cristian Tiberiu)<br />
Subject: RE: banc</p>
<p>— Nu ma lasati! Nu ma lasati!<br />
A incercat sa se tarasca dupa ei, dar n-a putut, si a ramas in loc, urmarindu-i cu ochii pana au pierit in zarea dinspre miazazi. Peste trei zile, toata preajma era imbracata in haina alba si rece a iernii. Dupa o ninsoare cu viscol, urma un senin ca sticla, aducand cu dansul un ger aprig. La marginea lastarului, un pui de prepelita, cu aripa rupta, sta zgribulit de frig. Dupa durerile grozave de pana adineaori, urmeaza acum o piroteala placuta. Prin mintea lui fulgera crampeie de vedenii&#8230; miriste&#8230;un caramb de cizma pe care se urca o furnica&#8230; aripa calda a mamei. Se clatina intr-o parte si intr-alta, si pica mort, cu degetele ghearei impreunate ca pentru inchinaciune.</p>
<p>From: Selaru, C.L. (Cristian)<br />
Sent: 10 December, 2009 3:17 PM<br />
To: Stan, F.A. (Flavius); Enache, C. (Cristian Tiberiu)<br />
Subject: RE: banc</p>
<p>in urmatoarea dimineata, cand primavara aparu ca din senin pe ulitele satucului unde copiii alearga cu ceasloavele in mana, un tata prepelita se ducea la camp sa culeaga mugurii de ghiocei zglobii in razele soarelui. si cu zambetul pe buze lua un mugur pe limba si&#8230; simti gustul amar al vremii, simti cum moartea ii imbratiseaza simturile si il infioara. simti gustul copilului lui mort. intins la picioarele lui ce inghetara subit.</p>
<p>From: Stan, F.A. (Flavius)<br />
Sent: 10 December, 2009 3:23 PM<br />
To: Selaru, C.L. (Cristian); Enache, C. (Cristian Tiberiu)<br />
Subject: RE: banc</p>
<p>Pe-o nara pusca tatii scoate fum.<br />
Vai, fãrã vant alearga frunzarele duium!<br />
Inalta tata foc infricosat.<br />
Vai, cat de mult padurea s-a schimbat!<br />
Din ierburi prind în maini fãrã sã stiu<br />
Un clopotel cu clinchet argintiu&#8230;<br />
De pe frigare tata scoate-n unghii<br />
Inima caprioarei si rarunchii.<br />
Ce-i inima? Mi-i foame! Vreau sã traiesc si-as vrea &#8230;.<br />
Tu, iarta-mã, fecioara &#8211; tu, caprioara mea!<br />
Mi-i somn. Ce nalt îi focul! Si codrul, ce adânc!<br />
Plang. Ce gandeste tata? Mananc si plang. Mananc!</p>
<p>From: Enache, C. (Cristian Tiberiu)<br />
Sent: 10 December, 2009 3:28 PM<br />
To: Stan, F.A. (Flavius); Selaru, C.L. (Cristian)<br />
Subject: RE: banc</p>
<p>J)))))))))))) sunteti cu capu.</p></div>
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