Jun 17th 10
Ultimul post
Eu. Fotoliul. In ultima vreme am devenit foarte apropiati. Focul danseaza in semineul din fata mea. Linistea din camera e sparta doar de lemnele ce sfaraie intr-un ritm alert, aproape de stingere. La fel si inima. Am 86 de ani si nu am altceva de facut decat sa privesc stelele ce-mi fac cu ochiul de la fereastra. Ridic de pe masuta, cu mana tremurand de batranete, un teanc de hartii ingalbenite de vreme.... read more
Jun 15th 10
We are stalkers
Girls always complain about guys stalking them. It’s usually to make them appear more victim-like after. It doesn’t work. When a girl talks about her many stalkers, a guy doesn’t think: “Wow, this girl sure is a prize to be won.” All guys think is: “Wow, this cock tease is nothing but fat and trouble. I’m outta here.” Most of the time it’s made-up... read more
May 21st 10
Jesus came home one day to find all his friends fucked up and depressed after a wild night on the hill with those unlimited supplies of wine. When he realised just how bad the hangover is, he started splitting out his drugs into small baggies and giving them to his friends in hope that it would cheer them up. To prevent God from seeing him dealing, Jesus put paper around the baggies to hide the contents....
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Where did the idea of giving presents come from?
May 18th 10
Un balans usor spre stanga. Unul agale spre dreapta. Simbioza perfecta dintre fund si scaun ma poarta usor spre o lume de vis. Ochii mi se inchid usor si click-urile devin din ce in ce mai monotone. Nici nu mai stiu unde am ascuns cursorul de la maus. Ma scurg usor de pe scaun. Ma simt atat de bine incat nu imi pasa. Privirea imi coboara si ea lent la nivelul biroului. Vad cana de cafea. O sorb din priviri...
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Cafea pe tastatura
Apr 19th 10
Have you ever seen someone stoned but all alone, at home or in a coffee shop, with no friends nearby? All they do is watch wildlife footage. Even in the coffee shop. All the coffee shops have a TV turned on on Animal Planet or National Geographic. Which sucks because wildlife footage is fucking annoying. I hate watching wildlife footage. The animals and stuff are great. I love animals. Mostly the well done...
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Wildlife Footage
Apr 6th 10
mmm yeah
Today i was bored. So i decided to draw something. The most beautiful draw ever made in my humble opinion. A piece of art. Please hang it on your wall.... read more
Apr 2nd 10
Aventuri cu Jora
Prima incercarea a lui Catalin, supranumit Jora: From: Catalin Jora Sent: 01 April, 2010 1:59 PM To: Chris Saddler Subject: info Vreau o mie de euro… astept ceva de la tine From: Chris Saddler Sent: 01 April, 2010 2:00 PM To: ‘Catalin Jora’ Subject: RE: info poftim sper sa iti ajunga… A doua incercare a lui Catalin: From: Catalin Jora Sent: 02 April, 2010 2:03 PM To: Chris... read more
Apr 1st 10
The weather today in The Netherlands
This is the temperature now, in Haarlem – NL. For real! My computer doesn’t lie. It has a good internet... read more
Mar 19th 10
Imi place zambetul tau.
Ai acel zambet ce sta razlet undeva intr-un colt, pe marginea buzelor.
Il vad foarte bine desi afara e ceatza si nu bat cu privirea pana la tine.
iti simt zambetul de la 1836 de km distanta.
Atat de palpabil este.
Atat de palpabil incat il pot lua de mana sa alergam impreuna intr-o poienita cu margarete, crizanteme si floari de colt.
Eu si zambetul ne vom asterne pe iarba verde...
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Zambeste!
Mar 19th 10
Well, its all in the Bible. At least this part is an acceptable truth:
God made woman out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Women are glorified ribs.
Ribs are delicious.
Delicious things are meant to be eaten.
Women should be...
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