Jun 17th 10
Ultimul post
Eu. Fotoliul. In ultima vreme am devenit foarte apropiati. Focul danseaza in semineul din fata mea. Linistea din camera e sparta doar de lemnele ce sfaraie intr-un ritm alert, aproape de stingere. La fel si inima. Am 86 de ani si nu am altceva de facut decat sa privesc stelele ce-mi fac cu ochiul de la fereastra. Ridic de pe masuta, cu mana tremurand de batranete, un teanc de hartii ingalbenite de vreme.... read more
Jun 15th 10
We are stalkers
Girls always complain about guys stalking them. It’s usually to make them appear more victim-like after. It doesn’t work. When a girl talks about her many stalkers, a guy doesn’t think: “Wow, this girl sure is a prize to be won.” All guys think is: “Wow, this cock tease is nothing but fat and trouble. I’m outta here.” Most of the time it’s made-up... read more
May 21st 10
Jesus came home one day to find all his friends fucked up and depressed after a wild night on the hill with those unlimited supplies of wine. When he realised just how bad the hangover is, he started splitting out his drugs into small baggies and giving them to his friends in hope that it would cheer them up. To prevent God from seeing him dealing, Jesus put paper around the baggies to hide the contents....
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Where did the idea of giving presents come from?
May 10th 10
First, let me start with a short story to explain the title of the post.
Like any other idiot in this world would do, today i arrived at work one hour earlier. Well, from my manager’s point of view this is a normal hour to come in but… I’m always late. Like any other normal person does. Anyway, that’s not the point. The point is that a douchebag ruined my day. A colleague, that is....
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Working with douchebags
Apr 19th 10
Have you ever seen someone stoned but all alone, at home or in a coffee shop, with no friends nearby? All they do is watch wildlife footage. Even in the coffee shop. All the coffee shops have a TV turned on on Animal Planet or National Geographic. Which sucks because wildlife footage is fucking annoying. I hate watching wildlife footage. The animals and stuff are great. I love animals. Mostly the well done...
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Wildlife Footage
Apr 5th 10
Da, stiu, e Lunea de dupa Paste. E liber. Normal ca e perfect. Dar se schhimba lucrurile in si mai mult bine cand mai pui si ceva sare si piper peste. Dar sa povestim
Ma trezesc eu ca orice om normal, de dimineata… pe la 14:35 aproximativ, ma spal pe fatza si… ce vad eu in fatza ochilor? Cum am iesit din baie am aterizat pe mail. Nu stiu de ce. Unul din mail-uri era spam de la Amazon. L-am...
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O zi de Luni perfecta
Mar 31st 10
Once upon a time (actually almost every evening after i get back home from work), when i sit on my comfy couch, trying to relax after a hard working day, i hear some strange noises. First comes like a squeak from a little mouse which got his little tail blocked between the door and the wall. It’s a distant noise. After 2 or 3 squeaks i realise it’s not from my house so it must be from the...
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The squeak
Mar 26th 10
Trenule masina mica
Mai am 14 minute din bateria de la laptop si pa. Sunt in tren. In Thalys in drum spre Paris. Am vrut sa merg in Paris. Inca vreau. Tren de mare viteza. Cu WiFi tot drumul. WiFi. Uei fah my ass. Ma cac in el de tren. Chiar am facut asta la propriu. Nu stiu care e faza, dar tot merge pe sub pamant. Prin tunele. Ma uit pe geam si vad un cacat de peisaj olandez. Iarba verde de primavara incepe sa prinda... read more
Mar 19th 10
Imi place zambetul tau.
Ai acel zambet ce sta razlet undeva intr-un colt, pe marginea buzelor.
Il vad foarte bine desi afara e ceatza si nu bat cu privirea pana la tine.
iti simt zambetul de la 1836 de km distanta.
Atat de palpabil este.
Atat de palpabil incat il pot lua de mana sa alergam impreuna intr-o poienita cu margarete, crizanteme si floari de colt.
Eu si zambetul ne vom asterne pe iarba verde...
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Zambeste!
Feb 16th 10
Azi dimineata am reusit sa ma trezesc mai devreme. Pe la 7. Nu stiu cum de am reusit, dar nu cred ca a fost o idee prea buna. Brusc, organismul meu a realizat ca are timp sa se cace. Asa ca m-am cacat, un cacat, un baldabac, un tot ce vreti voi. Cand m-am uitat, erau doi din tot ce vreti voi. Doi cacati, aceasi forma, aceasi marime. N-am inteles de ce. A trebuit sa ma uit in oglinda sa ma asigur ca nu am...
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