Jun 15th 10 Posted by saddler

We are stalkers

Girls always complain about guys stalking them. It’s usually to make them appear more victim-like after. It doesn’t work. When a girl talks about her many stalkers, a guy doesn’t think: “Wow, this girl sure is a prize to be won.” All guys think is: “Wow, this cock tease is nothing but fat and trouble. I’m outta here.” Most of the time it’s made-up... read more

Apr 16th 10 Posted by saddler

IT-istul in sedinta

Nu am inteles niciodata meeting culture-ul olandezilor. Sunt obsedati de sedinte. Si fix cand imi e mie somnul mai drag sunt chemat intr-o sedinta de vreo 2 ore. Cred ca 80% din timpul alocat orelor de munca stau in sedinte. Munca efectiva – pula. Nu fac decat sa vorbeasca mult si prost. Iar eu sa ma plictisesc de moarte. Ma uitam azi pe caietul in care imi iau notite in timpul sedintelor si m-a... read more

Apr 5th 10 Posted by saddler

O zi de Luni perfecta

Da, stiu, e Lunea de dupa Paste. E liber. Normal ca e perfect. Dar se schhimba lucrurile in si mai mult bine cand mai pui si ceva sare si piper peste. Dar sa povestim Ma trezesc eu ca orice om normal, de dimineata… pe la 14:35 aproximativ, ma spal pe fatza si… ce vad eu in fatza ochilor? Cum am iesit din baie am aterizat pe mail. Nu stiu de ce. Unul din mail-uri era spam de la Amazon. L-am... read more

Mar 31st 10 Posted by saddler

The squeak

Once upon a time (actually almost every evening after i get back home from work), when i sit on my comfy couch, trying to relax after a hard working day, i hear some strange noises. First comes like a squeak from a little mouse which got his little tail blocked between the door and the wall. It’s a distant noise. After 2 or 3 squeaks i realise it’s not from my house so it must be from the... read more

Mar 15th 10 Posted by saddler

Google Chrome – sau cum sa te faci de cacat singur

Probabil il folositi. Sau ati incercat. Probabil sunteti si incantati de Chrome. Mie, personal, imi place logo-ul. Arata ca o gaura de cur de culoare albastra inconjurata de niste clovni picati din spectrul culorilor ROGVAIV-ice. Un fel de rai al clovnilor cu fisuri anale datorate hemoroizilor. Imi da o stare de confort. Nu stiu de ce. Sunt ironic. Efectele unei copilarii a la Ion Creanga. Revenim la... read more

Jan 25th 10 Posted by saddler

Easiest way to end up in prison

Send this to your friends in your next instant messaging conversation and see what... read more

Nov 4th 09 Posted by saddler

My Halloween Mask

I’m not that... read more

Nov 3rd 09 Posted by saddler

Just testing

Mi-am pus un plugin nou si nu stiu cum functioneaza asa ca o sa ma joc cu el in postul asta. Si nu in postul Pastelui. Pt ca acum ma plictisesc si nu in viitor. Logic. offencive schoolgirl from High Quality Images Ia te uita pe cine am gasit. Pe Tabitha Gnillort. O fatuca de 23 de ani pe care poate ca ati vazut-o si aici. Plugin-ul pare interesant. Il gasiti aici. Recomandat celor disperati sa puna... read more