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The bee

Sometimes I plant little blue cutish flowers in my little blue wagon and leave it in my back yard. The spring fresh air will make them sparkle in the wind which covers them with love. Then I wait for a bee to discover it. Flush with the taste of sweet nectar, the bee rushes back to its hive. By performing an intricate dance, the bee can communicate to its friends the location of the magical flowers. But... read more

Alien abduction

Bored at work. Nothing new on the internet. Another Apple product that sucks but it’s being advertisied as the GOD of all the IT revolutions. Found some online strip generator. Thinking to draw something bad about girls just to enjoy the reaction of the stupid ones. Done. Here is the result: I bet you all love my strip. Why shouldn’t you? Am i amazingly the best or... read more

Shit out loud

Today i won’t be creative at all. I will just laugh. Actually i already did that, i almost had a shit in my pants reading this funny shit. What funny shit you say? Some random text from the SmellyPoop.com website (a fantastic guide to the amazing world of poop(ing)). Get some toilet paper near you before starting to read. Actually print this shit and read it on the toilet. Especially if you are... read more

Mexican Porn

I have never watched one but this is how i imagine it would look like and the gay version: and the gang-bang version too A movie like this will be suitable even for kids under 12... read more

Uses of what you use the most

I’ve found these images on the internet… so f*cking true!! i always use google to spell-check my words and i always preffer to check the time on my cellphone instead of using the wrist thing... read more

Comic Strip Test

Trebuia sa fac ceva legat de faptul ca traducatorii de la noi sunt platiti prost fatza de cei din afara, dar m-am lasat dus de val si am retinut doar meseria lor asa ca, a iesit imaginea asta PS: nu ati incercat niciodata sa traduceti remarcabile fraze romanesti in engleza, precum “trai-ti-ar ma-ta”? Ar suna cam asa “long live your mother” adica chiar de bine in... read more

Side-effects of the financial crisis

One of them would be: Side-effects of the financial... read more
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