Jun 15th 10
We are stalkers
Girls always complain about guys stalking them. It’s usually to make them appear more victim-like after. It doesn’t work. When a girl talks about her many stalkers, a guy doesn’t think: “Wow, this girl sure is a prize to be won.” All guys think is: “Wow, this cock tease is nothing but fat and trouble. I’m outta here.” Most of the time it’s made-up... read more
May 21st 10
Jesus came home one day to find all his friends fucked up and depressed after a wild night on the hill with those unlimited supplies of wine. When he realised just how bad the hangover is, he started splitting out his drugs into small baggies and giving them to his friends in hope that it would cheer them up. To prevent God from seeing him dealing, Jesus put paper around the baggies to hide the contents....
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Where did the idea of giving presents come from?
May 10th 10
First, let me start with a short story to explain the title of the post.
Like any other idiot in this world would do, today i arrived at work one hour earlier. Well, from my manager’s point of view this is a normal hour to come in but… I’m always late. Like any other normal person does. Anyway, that’s not the point. The point is that a douchebag ruined my day. A colleague, that is....
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Working with douchebags
Apr 19th 10
Have you ever seen someone stoned but all alone, at home or in a coffee shop, with no friends nearby? All they do is watch wildlife footage. Even in the coffee shop. All the coffee shops have a TV turned on on Animal Planet or National Geographic. Which sucks because wildlife footage is fucking annoying. I hate watching wildlife footage. The animals and stuff are great. I love animals. Mostly the well done...
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Wildlife Footage
Apr 1st 10
The weather today in The Netherlands
This is the temperature now, in Haarlem – NL. For real! My computer doesn’t lie. It has a good internet... read more
Mar 31st 10
Once upon a time (actually almost every evening after i get back home from work), when i sit on my comfy couch, trying to relax after a hard working day, i hear some strange noises. First comes like a squeak from a little mouse which got his little tail blocked between the door and the wall. It’s a distant noise. After 2 or 3 squeaks i realise it’s not from my house so it must be from the...
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The squeak
Mar 17th 10
Whats is the point of having this:
“Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail!”
at the end of your email signature?
If you have these wisdom words of advice, you probably have a stupid infinite line disclaimer about “if you’re not the intended recipient, please don’t read this email” nonsense too. At the end of the email. After you’ve read it.
Do people even realise...
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Please consider your brain before adding this signature
Mar 5th 10
Sometimes I plant little blue cutish flowers in my little blue wagon and leave it in my back yard. The spring fresh air will make them sparkle in the wind which covers them with love. Then I wait for a bee to discover it. Flush with the taste of sweet nectar, the bee rushes back to its hive. By performing an intricate dance, the bee can communicate to its friends the location of the magical flowers. But...
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The bee
Jan 25th 10
Easiest way to end up in prison
Send this to your friends in your next instant messaging conversation and see what... read more
Nov 13th 09
Neuronetics’ NeuroStar TMS (Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation) Therapy system became the first device of its kind for treating depression. Although, the similarity to a dentist chair was probably not a great idea.
Given all of the uncertainty and danger surrounding many psychiatric drugs, NeuroStar seems like it’s worth a shot for emos suffering from serious bouts of depression. It could also...
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NeuroStar – The first medical treatment for Emo’s
