Jun 15th 10 Posted by saddler

We are stalkers

Girls always complain about guys stalking them. It’s usually to make them appear more victim-like after. It doesn’t work. When a girl talks about her many stalkers, a guy doesn’t think: “Wow, this girl sure is a prize to be won.” All guys think is: “Wow, this cock tease is nothing but fat and trouble. I’m outta here.” Most of the time it’s made-up... read more

May 10th 10 Posted by saddler

Working with douchebags

First, let me start with a short story to explain the title of the post. Like any other idiot in this world would do, today i arrived at work one hour earlier. Well, from my manager’s point of view this is a normal hour to come in but… I’m always late. Like any other normal person does. Anyway, that’s not the point. The point is that a douchebag ruined my day. A colleague, that is.... read more

Apr 16th 10 Posted by saddler

IT-istul in sedinta

Nu am inteles niciodata meeting culture-ul olandezilor. Sunt obsedati de sedinte. Si fix cand imi e mie somnul mai drag sunt chemat intr-o sedinta de vreo 2 ore. Cred ca 80% din timpul alocat orelor de munca stau in sedinte. Munca efectiva – pula. Nu fac decat sa vorbeasca mult si prost. Iar eu sa ma plictisesc de moarte. Ma uitam azi pe caietul in care imi iau notite in timpul sedintelor si m-a... read more

Apr 5th 10 Posted by saddler

O zi de Luni perfecta

Da, stiu, e Lunea de dupa Paste. E liber. Normal ca e perfect. Dar se schhimba lucrurile in si mai mult bine cand mai pui si ceva sare si piper peste. Dar sa povestim Ma trezesc eu ca orice om normal, de dimineata… pe la 14:35 aproximativ, ma spal pe fatza si… ce vad eu in fatza ochilor? Cum am iesit din baie am aterizat pe mail. Nu stiu de ce. Unul din mail-uri era spam de la Amazon. L-am... read more

Mar 17th 10 Posted by saddler

Please consider your brain before adding this signature

Whats is the point of having this: “Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail!” at the end of your email signature? If you have these wisdom words of advice, you probably have a stupid infinite line disclaimer about “if you’re not the intended recipient, please don’t read this email” nonsense too. At the end of the email. After you’ve read it. Do people even realise... read more

Mar 5th 10 Posted by saddler

The bee

Sometimes I plant little blue cutish flowers in my little blue wagon and leave it in my back yard. The spring fresh air will make them sparkle in the wind which covers them with love. Then I wait for a bee to discover it. Flush with the taste of sweet nectar, the bee rushes back to its hive. By performing an intricate dance, the bee can communicate to its friends the location of the magical flowers. But... read more

Nov 3rd 09 Posted by saddler

Just testing

Mi-am pus un plugin nou si nu stiu cum functioneaza asa ca o sa ma joc cu el in postul asta. Si nu in postul Pastelui. Pt ca acum ma plictisesc si nu in viitor. Logic. offencive schoolgirl from High Quality Images Ia te uita pe cine am gasit. Pe Tabitha Gnillort. O fatuca de 23 de ani pe care poate ca ati vazut-o si aici. Plugin-ul pare interesant. Il gasiti aici. Recomandat celor disperati sa puna... read more