Jun 17th 10
Ultimul post
Eu. Fotoliul. In ultima vreme am devenit foarte apropiati. Focul danseaza in semineul din fata mea. Linistea din camera e sparta doar de lemnele ce sfaraie intr-un ritm alert, aproape de stingere. La fel si inima. Am 86 de ani si nu am altceva de facut decat sa privesc stelele ce-mi fac cu ochiul de la fereastra. Ridic de pe masuta, cu mana tremurand de batranete, un teanc de hartii ingalbenite de vreme.... read more
May 21st 10
Jesus came home one day to find all his friends fucked up and depressed after a wild night on the hill with those unlimited supplies of wine. When he realised just how bad the hangover is, he started splitting out his drugs into small baggies and giving them to his friends in hope that it would cheer them up. To prevent God from seeing him dealing, Jesus put paper around the baggies to hide the contents....
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Where did the idea of giving presents come from?
May 18th 10
Un balans usor spre stanga. Unul agale spre dreapta. Simbioza perfecta dintre fund si scaun ma poarta usor spre o lume de vis. Ochii mi se inchid usor si click-urile devin din ce in ce mai monotone. Nici nu mai stiu unde am ascuns cursorul de la maus. Ma scurg usor de pe scaun. Ma simt atat de bine incat nu imi pasa. Privirea imi coboara si ea lent la nivelul biroului. Vad cana de cafea. O sorb din priviri...
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Cafea pe tastatura
May 12th 10
Jora o comite din nou
Domnul Jora, un personaj faimos din textele blogului meu, a mai facut o boacana astazi incercand, din nou, sa… nu stiu, sa scriu pe blog probabil Dar mai bine urmariti schimbul de mailuri (printre care s-a strecurat si Luci van Werkendam, hihi): From: Catalin Jora Sent: 12 May, 2010 3:01 PM To: Chris Saddler Cc: Luci van Werkendam Subject: galati – prefectura Ala, al 2-lea din stanga,... read more
Apr 19th 10
Have you ever seen someone stoned but all alone, at home or in a coffee shop, with no friends nearby? All they do is watch wildlife footage. Even in the coffee shop. All the coffee shops have a TV turned on on Animal Planet or National Geographic. Which sucks because wildlife footage is fucking annoying. I hate watching wildlife footage. The animals and stuff are great. I love animals. Mostly the well done...
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Wildlife Footage
Apr 2nd 10
Aventuri cu Jora
Prima incercarea a lui Catalin, supranumit Jora: From: Catalin Jora Sent: 01 April, 2010 1:59 PM To: Chris Saddler Subject: info Vreau o mie de euro… astept ceva de la tine From: Chris Saddler Sent: 01 April, 2010 2:00 PM To: ‘Catalin Jora’ Subject: RE: info poftim sper sa iti ajunga… A doua incercare a lui Catalin: From: Catalin Jora Sent: 02 April, 2010 2:03 PM To: Chris... read more
Apr 1st 10
The weather today in The Netherlands
This is the temperature now, in Haarlem – NL. For real! My computer doesn’t lie. It has a good internet... read more
Mar 31st 10
Once upon a time (actually almost every evening after i get back home from work), when i sit on my comfy couch, trying to relax after a hard working day, i hear some strange noises. First comes like a squeak from a little mouse which got his little tail blocked between the door and the wall. It’s a distant noise. After 2 or 3 squeaks i realise it’s not from my house so it must be from the...
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The squeak
Mar 19th 10
Well, its all in the Bible. At least this part is an acceptable truth:
God made woman out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Women are glorified ribs.
Ribs are delicious.
Delicious things are meant to be eaten.
Women should be...
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Everything you need to know about women
Mar 15th 10
Google Chrome – sau cum sa te faci de cacat singur
Probabil il folositi. Sau ati incercat. Probabil sunteti si incantati de Chrome. Mie, personal, imi place logo-ul. Arata ca o gaura de cur de culoare albastra inconjurata de niste clovni picati din spectrul culorilor ROGVAIV-ice. Un fel de rai al clovnilor cu fisuri anale datorate hemoroizilor. Imi da o stare de confort. Nu stiu de ce. Sunt ironic. Efectele unei copilarii a la Ion Creanga. Revenim la... read more
