Jun 15th 10 Posted by saddler

We are stalkers

Girls always complain about guys stalking them. It’s usually to make them appear more victim-like after. It doesn’t work. When a girl talks about her many stalkers, a guy doesn’t think: “Wow, this girl sure is a prize to be won.” All guys think is: “Wow, this cock tease is nothing but fat and trouble. I’m outta here.” Most of the time it’s made-up... read more

May 21st 10 Posted by saddler

Where did the idea of giving presents come from?

Jesus came home one day to find all his friends fucked up and depressed after a wild night on the hill with those unlimited supplies of wine. When he realised just how bad the hangover is, he started splitting out his drugs into small baggies and giving them to his friends in hope that it would cheer them up. To prevent God from seeing him dealing, Jesus put paper around the baggies to hide the contents.... read more

May 10th 10 Posted by saddler

Working with douchebags

First, let me start with a short story to explain the title of the post. Like any other idiot in this world would do, today i arrived at work one hour earlier. Well, from my manager’s point of view this is a normal hour to come in but… I’m always late. Like any other normal person does. Anyway, that’s not the point. The point is that a douchebag ruined my day. A colleague, that is.... read more

Apr 19th 10 Posted by saddler

Wildlife Footage

Have you ever seen someone stoned but all alone, at home or in a coffee shop, with no friends nearby? All they do is watch wildlife footage. Even in the coffee shop. All the coffee shops have a TV turned on on Animal Planet or National Geographic. Which sucks because wildlife footage is fucking annoying. I hate watching wildlife footage. The animals and stuff are great. I love animals. Mostly the well done... read more

Mar 31st 10 Posted by saddler

The squeak

Once upon a time (actually almost every evening after i get back home from work), when i sit on my comfy couch, trying to relax after a hard working day, i hear some strange noises. First comes like a squeak from a little mouse which got his little tail blocked between the door and the wall. It’s a distant noise. After 2 or 3 squeaks i realise it’s not from my house so it must be from the... read more

Mar 26th 10 Posted by saddler

Trenule masina mica

Mai am 14 minute din bateria de la laptop si pa. Sunt in tren. In Thalys in drum spre Paris. Am vrut sa merg in Paris. Inca vreau. Tren de mare viteza. Cu WiFi tot drumul. WiFi. Uei fah my ass. Ma cac in el de tren. Chiar am facut asta la propriu. Nu stiu care e faza, dar tot merge pe sub pamant. Prin tunele. Ma uit pe geam si vad un cacat de peisaj olandez. Iarba verde de primavara incepe sa prinda... read more

Mar 19th 10 Posted by saddler

Everything you need to know about women

Well, its all in the Bible. At least this part is an acceptable truth: God made woman out of one of Adam’s ribs. Women are glorified ribs. Ribs are delicious. Delicious things are meant to be eaten. Women should be... read more

Mar 15th 10 Posted by saddler

Google Chrome – sau cum sa te faci de cacat singur

Probabil il folositi. Sau ati incercat. Probabil sunteti si incantati de Chrome. Mie, personal, imi place logo-ul. Arata ca o gaura de cur de culoare albastra inconjurata de niste clovni picati din spectrul culorilor ROGVAIV-ice. Un fel de rai al clovnilor cu fisuri anale datorate hemoroizilor. Imi da o stare de confort. Nu stiu de ce. Sunt ironic. Efectele unei copilarii a la Ion Creanga. Revenim la... read more

Feb 1st 10 Posted by saddler

30 things to say after an unwanted one-night-stand

I’m pretty sure most of you had a one night stand. And I’m also sure that in some cases you all got those unwanted calls on the day after, trying to get you out for a coffee, planning a relationship or at least a few more wild nights. I mean, what the heck, all we wanted was just a plain fucking fuck night. We got a hard-on or, in case you are a female, a wet pussy. We got horny as fuck. We... read more

Jan 29th 10 Posted by saddler

Alien abduction

Bored at work. Nothing new on the internet. Another Apple product that sucks but it’s being advertisied as the GOD of all the IT revolutions. Found some online strip generator. Thinking to draw something bad about girls just to enjoy the reaction of the stupid ones. Done. Here is the result: I bet you all love my strip. Why shouldn’t you? Am i amazingly the best or... read more